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Filch/Mrs. Norris - En las noches de luna llena se convierte en mujer by bestiapeluda

Jun. 10th, 2015 | 07:40 pm
location: home
mood: nice
music: heidevolk
posted by: bestiapeludaarg in squibbed

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Fic: 'His To Reason Why' Argus, Apollyon, Arabella/Fabian/Gideon, Bellaxtrix/Voldemort, Remus/Sirius

Feb. 4th, 2014 | 07:58 pm
posted by: purplefluffycat in squibbed

Title: His, To Reason Why
Author: purplefluffycat
Characters/Pairings: Apollyon Pringle, Arabella Figg/Gideon Prewett/Fabian Prewett, Bellatrix Lestrange/Lord Voldemort, Dolores Umbridge/Lucius Malfoy (unrequited), Remus Lupin/Sirius Black, Argus Filch
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Padlocks
Other Warnings: Chastity devices, incest between brothers, masturbation, mild BDSM
Word Count: About 2600

Summary/Description: Apollyon gave the address differently, depending on who was asking. He had two different business cards – one bold, loud and innocent, and the other understated in neat, black script – and two different front doors. Upon both, however, were the same simple words: Apollyon Pringle. Locksmith.

Author's Notes: This was written for daily_deviant's theme, 'Padlocks'. Initially, I thought of a number of ways this could go; luckily Apollyon let me have a go at including several of them! Quite a lot of thinkerty-thoughts to go with the erotica, this time.

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Fic: 'A Job Well Done', Argus Filch, Severus Snape, NC-17

Jun. 29th, 2011 | 03:53 pm
posted by: purplefluffycat in squibbed

Title: A Job Well Done
Author: purplefluffycat
Characters: Argus Filch, Severus Snape - with mentions of various and assorted pairings (slash, het and femmeslash).
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: voyeurism, (non-graphic) mentions of teen sexuality and bestiality
Word Count: about 2800
Summary/Description: ...“So that is why the very same February morning saw a large, rangy old tabby cat pad along the dungeon corridors with a piece of contraband between her pointy teeth...”

Author's Notes: Written for daily_deviant, with the theme 'sexology.' I had great fun writing this; I hope you like it, too :-)

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Poem: It's Yours

Mar. 28th, 2009 | 11:05 pm
posted by: sparklycockles in squibbed

Title: It's Yours
Summary: Filch is writing a love poem to Madam Pince...
Characters/Pairings: Argus Filch
Genre: Crack/Humor, fluff
Rating/Warnings: G
Medium: Poetry
Word Count: 128
A/N: Written for hh_sugarquill's Poetry Challenge #25. Part of the Hogwarts Is Cracked series.

Prompt: Love poems Crack. Please, be ridiculous. Lockhartian love poems to himself, Unrequited poems to Harry written by Colin? The world is your oyster
Word Count: Any

( Oh Filch... )


Portable Swamp

Sep. 14th, 2006 | 04:54 pm
posted by: gnatkip in squibbed

Title: Portable Swamp
Subject: Filch, Mrs. Norris, swampy corridor
Rating: G
Media: Paper, ball-point pen, Photoshop
Notes:  "Umbridge and Filch had been observed trying different means of removing it but without success.  Eventually the area was roped off and Filch, gnashing his teeth furiously, was given the task of punting students across it to their classrooms." - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Chapter Thirty

Portable Swamp by GnatKip - thumbnail

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There's an uncolored, inked version at my journal. 


Squib Secrets - Masterlist

Mar. 2nd, 2006 | 11:33 am
posted by: shaychana in squibbed

And here's the big reveal...

atdelphi wrote The Ravenclaw Girl for vikingcarrot. Filch/Luna, NC-17.

happiestwhen wrote Another Lesson in Punishment for emcue. Filch/James, NC-17.

shaychana wrote His First Friend for nokomis305. Filch gen, PG.

gala_apples wrote lessons for oddnari. Filch/Remus/Harry, R.

vikingcarrot drew Detention for atdelphi. Filch/Snape, PG-13.

emcue wrote Cleaner for gala_apples. Filch/Bill, R.

nokomis305 wrote someone else’s atrocious stories for happiestwhen. Filch gen, PG.

Dropouts: tick_, jeddy83, noticeably, oddnari

Thank you so much to everyone who participated! It was really fun for me to see the variety of Filch fanwork the exchange produced. I hope you guys enjoyed yourselves as well. Now go look, feedback, and pimp! I'll be editing in the creators' names onto the posts in a bit.

Squib Secrets - Fic for Sioniann!

Mar. 1st, 2006 | 12:00 pm
posted by: squibsecrets in squibbed

Title: someone else’s atrocious stories
Recipient: happiestwhen
Author: nokomis305
Summary: Power, he thinks, and despairs.
Pairing/characters: Filch gen
Rating: 15
Warnings: Blood
Word count: 2060
Notes: Thanks to my lovely beta for the super-speedy run through.

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Squib Secrets - Fic for Gala_apples!

Feb. 28th, 2006 | 12:14 pm
posted by: squibsecrets in squibbed

Title: Cleaner
Pairing: Bill/Filch
Rating: R
Author: emcue
Disclaimer: These characters are JKR's.
Notes: Done for gala_apples for the squibbed Filch-A-Thon.
Prompt: One of the Weasley brothers doesn't mind getting detention.
Summary: Argus Filch sifts through his confusion in touch.
Word Count: 1,226

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Squib Secrets - Art for Atdelphi!

Feb. 27th, 2006 | 11:49 am
posted by: squibsecrets in squibbed

Something a little different this time around, my lovelies... ART!

Title: Detention
Recipient: atdelphi
Artist: vikingcarrot
Pairing/characters: Filch/Snape
Rating: PG-13. At most.
Warnings: None whatsoever.
Notes: I apologise profusely for the lack of smut, but it just wasn't coming. *baddum pssh!* But I still hope you like it!

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Squib Secrets - Fic for Oddnari!

Feb. 26th, 2006 | 11:33 am
posted by: squibsecrets in squibbed

title: lessons
pairings: ron/harry, remus/filch/harry
author: gala_apples
wordcount: 1517
summary: while getting lessons with remus and playing with ron, he thinks something is missing. then he gets lessons from remus.

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